"How are you alive?!? Shouldn't you be dead somewhere? In a ditch?!?"
-Reyna to Me.
*Talking about how I've never had real maple syrup. Or how I've never had raspberries till this summer, or avocados, or blueberries, or pesto, or cherries, or a variety of non preservatived foods for that matter.
"I'm a jew, I'm a jew! f*** f*** f***!"
-Reyna again.
