The Sword In the Stone
By T. H. White
Ultra-Condensed by Sean Worle and Samuel Stoddard
Merlyn
Wart, I will teach you about life by turning you into all kinds of animals.
Wart
Neat. Now I can single-handedly invent civilization.
(Wart pulls a SWORD from a STONE. Everybody thinks he should be KING because they are SUPERSTITIOUS.)
THE END
1 shout outs:
This is how we should choose all our rulers.
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