Grateful.

For boobs. Yes. I said it. While I was carrying a big stack of personal pan pizza pans to put away, I realized that it would not have been possible for me to do so successfully without being a girl. They're great. Kinda like those little SIDs baby cushion pillow things. 

Like this! But... different. 

I'm also grateful for facebook, so I can mock the status of a certain other.  

What?  You read 13 books over the summer?! 

Big whoop. I've read: 

1. HP
2. HP
3. HP
4. HP
5. HP
6. HP
7. HP
8. CoN
9. CoN
10. CoN
11. CoN
12. CoN
13. CoN
14. CoN
15. Wicked Lovely
16. PJO
17. PJO
18. PJO
19. PJO
20. PJO
21. The Once and Future King (Which technically counts as four books but bound together in one huge amazing book. But whatever.)
22. Kneeknock Rise
23. Arthur (Lame.)
24. Over Sea and Under Stone
25. The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
26. CoP
27. CoP
28. CoP
29. Wonderful Wizard of Oz
30. Crocodile Gene and his Friends (Yes, it's a chapter book.)
31. The Stray

HP - Harry Potter

CoN - Chronicles of Narnia

PJO - Percy Jackson and the Olympians

CoP - Chronicles of Prydain

In progress: 

1. Forever Amber
2. Pride and Prejudice
3. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
4. Arthur of Britain
5. Mists of Avalon
6. Henry VI
7. The Canterbury Tales

So, I win. 31 is greater than 13. And is soon to be 38. Idiot. 

Oh the internets.

Stranger: Guten Tag

You: shalom

Stranger: My name is hans hello

You: my name is sofia

Stranger: I am living in Austria, where are you living in?

You: florida for the summer

Stranger: Oh in America?

You: yes sir

Stranger: I hear that Florida state in america has 90% homosexual brothels there

Stranger: Many many homosexuals living in there

You: yes, and many of them are my friends

Stranger: Ahh so does this make you homosexual?

You: No actually It does not.

Stranger: In my country they are inprisoned.

Stranger: Well not anymore, it was soon turned over

You: That is weird.

Stranger: There is common expression here.

Stranger: They say Florida is America's anus.

You: I don't love it, so I won't disagree. But Austria doesn't really get mentioned a lot here.

Stranger: There is not much to talk about here

You: Does that say something about your country?

Stranger: It must

Stranger: Nothing happens here, all quiet.

You: That's boring.

Stranger: Is this a bad thing

Stranger: Florida has many many hearings, and homosexuals on news here

You: I'm sad that you guys have nothing better to watch on tv than gay people from florida.

Stranger: There is much to do for fun.

Stranger: We take tour in prison

Stranger: Or play in ocean

Stranger: Or tip cow.

You: What's your capital again?

Stranger: Vienna

You: I hear that's pretty.

Stranger: Yes its very good

Stranger: Lots of cafe

Stranger: Good place for friends and Monkeys

You: I don't drink Coffee.

Stranger: What do you drink?

You: So it's not a good place for me.

You: Water, milk, juice, lemonade, but mostly water.

Stranger: We have lots of drin

Stranger: k

You: I don't drink alcohol either.

Stranger: Have ytou ever drink cow blood before, it very salty

And that is where I dropped that conversation. 

Thank you Omegle. Yes, I did make up a fake name. Yes, I realize this is probably a joke, but people are idiots. Here's the proof. 

Maybe.

maybe i stole this from rockstar diaries. 

maybe i haven't done anything today but read. 

maybe i check blackboard everyday waiting for my classes to show up.

maybe i am a bit disappointed i won't have calvin with me in golf class.

maybe i took a nap at 2:30 yesterday, and didn't wake up till 11:30. 

maybe i was a little proud of my brother when he suggested that we watch x-files since i couldn't go back to sleep for the night. 

maybe i am reading forever amber. 

maybe i am loving how skanky it is. 

maybe i never wear matching socks. most of the time it just happens, but other times i do it on purpose. 

maybe i wish i were a ballerina instead of a gymnast. 

maybe one of my biggest regrets is not learning how to play an instrument growing up.

maybe i eat too much. when i'm bored, nervous, sad, and whenever i want to remember how good food tastes.

maybe i have another cavity, but am waiting till next year to get it fixed, so then it's covered by my insurance. 

maybe i hate my job. 

maybe i think some of my friends are being dumb and rushing into things. but hey, it's their life. right? 

maybe i love to eat raw potatoes.

maybe i prefer to sleep without a pillow. 

maybe i don't like my haircut right now. 

maybe i want my wardrobe to consist of overalls and dresses. that's it. no pants. 

maybe i'm going to miss reyna when she leaves. a lot. 

maybe i really wish i were going with her. if we're moving before next fall, when will i get another chance? 

maybe i wish i hadn't gotten back on facebook. 

maybe i'll cut it off again. 

maybe i should shower. 

Terrible Yellow Eyes.

To hold true to the art theme I had going for a while, here's a site called, Terrible Yellow Eyes. 

It's a tribute to Maurice Sendak and his lovely children's book, Where the Wild Things Are. 

Random artists may contribute their own pieces based off of the book. 

The picture above was actually made by a student of Maurice. 

I think the one above is my favorite. 

I wish I could make art like this. 

But, alas, I cannot. 

Such is life. 

Tracy Jordan.

Jack: "I like to think of this staff, as a family."

Tracy: "This is better than a family. No one around here asks me for my **** bone marrow."

-Sorry, that just made me laugh. And it fulfills the requirements of a blog post. 

peace. 

Three Weeks.

That's it. 

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My Cardboard Life.

Reyna, this is us. 

Isn't he just adorable? 

Babysitting 2

Check him out here. 

Yeah.

That's me. 

But that's a slightly better me. 

Oh, and I guess that's David Archuleta in there too. He was alright. 

Oh How I Love.

The Prince of Egypt is just so lovely and breathtaking and powerful and moving and I just love everything about it.

.image courtesy of Paul Lasaine

Kazu Kibuishi

Oh my gosh. I want every one of these beautiful pictures. They sell them in inexpensive prints, but the problem is, I don't have anywhere to decorate right now. *cough* christmas/birthday idea *cough*

Kazu's blog, store, and the books I want. 

post a day.

I can do it! Right? Okay, well have faith little ones.

Today I felt like I went to Hogwarts. I wrote a list of goals for today, this weeks, this month, this school semester, and life. It was EIGHT ft long! Mind you, it was on receipt tape, but whatever.

I am possibly bored with life right now. Nothing exciting is happening. Nothing new. How do I shake things up?

.via andrew hefter

old.

So, I lost my phone and had it stolen by some creeper. Burnt my leg on a motorcycle. Got a beautiful purple sunburn. Received a new phone some katana thing that looks like a transformer when it's charging at night. Found a couple of new old books at the library. Bought a bunch of edited R-rated movies. Found overalls at Goodwill that I love. Oh, and I made a new quotes blog! *Quick Quotes Without the Quill*. Give it time, I am just starting, and hopefully with the help of Reyna, it will be respectable in no time. If you are into reading, and would like to join, let me know!