Grateful.

For boobs. Yes. I said it. While I was carrying a big stack of personal pan pizza pans to put away, I realized that it would not have been possible for me to do so successfully without being a girl. They're great. Kinda like those little SIDs baby cushion pillow things. 

Like this! But... different. 

I'm also grateful for facebook, so I can mock the status of a certain other.  

What?  You read 13 books over the summer?! 

Big whoop. I've read: 

1. HP
2. HP
3. HP
4. HP
5. HP
6. HP
7. HP
8. CoN
9. CoN
10. CoN
11. CoN
12. CoN
13. CoN
14. CoN
15. Wicked Lovely
16. PJO
17. PJO
18. PJO
19. PJO
20. PJO
21. The Once and Future King (Which technically counts as four books but bound together in one huge amazing book. But whatever.)
22. Kneeknock Rise
23. Arthur (Lame.)
24. Over Sea and Under Stone
25. The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
26. CoP
27. CoP
28. CoP
29. Wonderful Wizard of Oz
30. Crocodile Gene and his Friends (Yes, it's a chapter book.)
31. The Stray

HP - Harry Potter

CoN - Chronicles of Narnia

PJO - Percy Jackson and the Olympians

CoP - Chronicles of Prydain

In progress: 

1. Forever Amber
2. Pride and Prejudice
3. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
4. Arthur of Britain
5. Mists of Avalon
6. Henry VI
7. The Canterbury Tales

So, I win. 31 is greater than 13. And is soon to be 38. Idiot.