Oh the internets.

Stranger: Guten Tag

You: shalom

Stranger: My name is hans hello

You: my name is sofia

Stranger: I am living in Austria, where are you living in?

You: florida for the summer

Stranger: Oh in America?

You: yes sir

Stranger: I hear that Florida state in america has 90% homosexual brothels there

Stranger: Many many homosexuals living in there

You: yes, and many of them are my friends

Stranger: Ahh so does this make you homosexual?

You: No actually It does not.

Stranger: In my country they are inprisoned.

Stranger: Well not anymore, it was soon turned over

You: That is weird.

Stranger: There is common expression here.

Stranger: They say Florida is America's anus.

You: I don't love it, so I won't disagree. But Austria doesn't really get mentioned a lot here.

Stranger: There is not much to talk about here

You: Does that say something about your country?

Stranger: It must

Stranger: Nothing happens here, all quiet.

You: That's boring.

Stranger: Is this a bad thing

Stranger: Florida has many many hearings, and homosexuals on news here

You: I'm sad that you guys have nothing better to watch on tv than gay people from florida.

Stranger: There is much to do for fun.

Stranger: We take tour in prison

Stranger: Or play in ocean

Stranger: Or tip cow.

You: What's your capital again?

Stranger: Vienna

You: I hear that's pretty.

Stranger: Yes its very good

Stranger: Lots of cafe

Stranger: Good place for friends and Monkeys

You: I don't drink Coffee.

Stranger: What do you drink?

You: So it's not a good place for me.

You: Water, milk, juice, lemonade, but mostly water.

Stranger: We have lots of drin

Stranger: k

You: I don't drink alcohol either.

Stranger: Have ytou ever drink cow blood before, it very salty

And that is where I dropped that conversation. 

Thank you Omegle. Yes, I did make up a fake name. Yes, I realize this is probably a joke, but people are idiots. Here's the proof.