quote of however-long-I-feel-like:

Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all those things - trees and grass and sun and moon and stars.

Suppose we have.

Then all I can say is that, in any case, the made - up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones.

-Puddleglum, The Silver Chair

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Oh the internets.

Stranger: Guten Tag
You: shalom
Stranger: My name is hans hello
You: my name is sofia
Stranger: I am living in Austria, where are you living in?
You: florida for the summer
Stranger: Oh in America?
You: yes sir
Stranger: I hear that Florida state in america has 90% homosexual brothels there
Stranger: Many many homosexuals living in there
You: yes, and many of them are my friends
Stranger: Ahh so does this make you homosexual?
You: No actually It does not.
Stranger: In my country they are inprisoned.
Stranger: Well not anymore, it was soon turned over
You: That is weird.
Stranger: There is common expression here.
Stranger: They say Florida is America's anus.
You: I don't love it, so I won't disagree. But Austria doesn't really get mentioned a lot here.
Stranger: There is not much to talk about here
You: Does that say something about your country?
Stranger: It must
Stranger: Nothing happens here, all quiet.
You: That's boring.
Stranger: Is this a bad thing
Stranger: Florida has many many hearings, and homosexuals on news here
You: I'm sad that you guys have nothing better to watch on tv than gay people from florida.
Stranger: There is much to do for fun.
Stranger: We take tour in prison
Stranger: Or play in ocean
Stranger: Or tip cow.
You: What's your capital again?
Stranger: Vienna
You: I hear that's pretty.
Stranger: Yes its very good
Stranger: Lots of cafe
Stranger: Good place for friends and Monkeys
You: I don't drink Coffee.
Stranger: What do you drink?
You: So it's not a good place for me.
You: Water, milk, juice, lemonade, but mostly water.
Stranger: We have lots of drin
Stranger: k
You: I don't drink alcohol either.
Stranger: Have ytou ever drink cow blood before, it very salty
And that is where I dropped that conversation. 

Thank you Omegle. Yes, I did make up a fake name. Yes, I realize this is probably a joke, but people are idiots. Here's the proof. 

1 shout outs:

Chou said...

Lol... Cow blood.

Brilliant.